2+ hour, 12+ min ago  (136+ words) NEW YORK, NY " Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in recorded history that a socialist has ever run out of money. In a desperate bid to implement all of his socialist policies, Mamdani…...

2+ hour, 40+ min ago  (215+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " With the fate of the Middle East hanging in the balance and concerns rising that war with Iran could be imminent, a desperate John Bolton was seen throwing a stink bomb into President Donald Trump's inaugural "Board of Peace…...

3+ hour, 27+ min ago  (312+ words) LONDON " In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, the former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor joined a UK Muslim rape gang so he could keep abusing young girls. Prince…...

1+ day, 1+ hour ago  (174+ words) HEAVENLY THRONE ROOM " As she stood before the great white throne of judgment upon whom sat One with the appearance of jasper and carnelian, recently deceased Tiffany Smith told Jesus that He really shouldn't be so judgy. "You know, you…...

6+ day, 7+ min ago  (240+ words) U.S. " Up-and-coming crime reporter Megan Coolidge said she was excited to hear about the latest gruesome kidnapping case, as it would be a huge boost to her career. "Oh, yay!" Coolidge said upon hearing that an innocent person had been abducted....

6+ day, 34+ min ago  (142+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " President Donald Trump issued an executive order on Friday authorizing the use of Pok" Balls to catch illegal immigrants. In their continuing quest to clear the country of illegal aliens, ICE agents will now be outfitted with Pok" Balls…...

6+ day, 2+ hour ago  (192+ words) BLUE SPRINGS, MO " One of nature's most wondrous events was on full display at one suburban home this week, as a local husband followed his innate instinct to enter his annual hibernation period between the Super Bowl and Major League…...

6+ day, 3+ hour ago  (235+ words) U.S. " Border Czar Tom Homan announced on Friday that ICE would be withdrawing from Minneapolis in a strategic move to instead focus on enforcing laws in American cities. After weeks of aggressive operations in Minnesota cities, the decision was made that…...

6+ day, 23+ hour ago  (267+ words) When reporting on crime, it's of paramount importance that journalists adhere to a strict code of ethics, which involves using AP-approved inclusionary terms to identify assailants of indeterminate gender. For example, if a person shoots and kills someone, and you…...

1+ week, 9+ min ago  (170+ words) TESERO " Venezuelan cross-country skier Nicolas Claveau-Laviolette was blown off the course on Thursday in what appeared to be a drone strike conducted by the United States military at the direct order of President Donald Trump. Claveau-Laviolette, Venezuela's lone representative at…...