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Trump Signs Executive Order To Bring Back Racist Pro Sports Team Names
55+ min ago (25+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday the signing of an executive order to bring back racist pro sports team names, effective immediately....
Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver
1+ hour, 40+ min ago (21+ words) DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport to downtown Denver....
Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
2+ hour, 40+ min ago (40+ words) NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all that would be required is a special mark on the right hand or forehead....
Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace
4+ hour, 26+ min ago (32+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump warned the Iranians that this was their fourth-to-last chance at peace....
WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
1+ day, 1+ hour ago (28+ words) INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they had no idea what the "W" in WNBA stands for....
Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year
3+ day, 9+ hour ago (26+ words) MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show....
Catastrophe As Man Fails To Listen Closely Even Though Menu Options Have Changed
3+ day, 23+ hour ago (36+ words) PEORIA, IL — Authorities advised all residents to be on high alert heading into the weekend, following a sudden catastrophe that resulted from a local man failing to listen closely even though the menu options had changed....
Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week
4+ day, 20+ min ago (35+ words) SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially "go time" on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as he commenced his normal routine of psyching himself up for yet another grueling one-day work week....
Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
4+ day, 3+ hour ago (31+ words) CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full well that their country could soon become Minnesota....
To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory 'Safety Camps' For Jewish Residents
5+ day, 2+ hour ago (26+ words) NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday he introduced mandatory "safety camps" for Jewish residents....