2+ hour, 3+ min ago  (212+ words) ST. PAUL, MN " Tax Day is here and Minnesota's vibrant Somali community would like to remind everyone that the deadline to file is midnight. "Don't forget to pay your taxes!" announced Sarah Farah, a volunteer at the Minnesota Somali Community…...

2+ hour, 36+ min ago  (218+ words) AUSTIN, TX " Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might significantly disrupt the many hours a day they currently spend sitting three inches apart on the sofa staring at their respective i…...

2+ hour, 55+ min ago  (210+ words) WILMINGTON, DE " Secret Service agents reportedly looked at each other and shook their heads on Wednesday, as former President Joe Biden committed an unfortunate act of mistaken identity while his motorcade passed a house with a lawn jockey. Biden's detail…...

4+ hour, 22+ min ago  (202+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media that drew allegations of blasphemy, President Donald Trump complained that he was being crucified for comparing himself to Jesus. The president made the…...

4+ hour, 30+ min ago  (619+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close, U. S. President Donald Trump announced that the Strait of Hormuz had been officially renamed as the "Donald J. Trump Straight of America." Trump Officially Renames…...

5+ hour, 18+ min ago  (263+ words) U. S " A battle between the holiest man in the world and Pope Leo XIV broke out online this week, with many claiming the Pope crossed a line when he criticized the most righteous man ever to walk on earth. The…...

1+ day, 59+ min ago  (275+ words) Lost amid the controversy swirling around the image he posted to social media depicting him as a religious figure are the truly miraculous signs that have been performed by President Donald Trump. Don't believe it? They're well-documented. The Babylon Bee…...

23+ hour, 52+ min ago  (165+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " With the sudden resignation of California Representative Eric Swalwell over sexual assault charges, analysts speculated that there were now just 534 perverts remaining in the United States Congress. According to political experts, there are typically 535 perverts in Congress at any…...

1+ day, 1+ hour ago  (236+ words) U. S. " According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible. "They love Jesus more than anyone else!" Carson…...

2+ day, 3+ hour ago  (210+ words) As you've probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda. The Babylon Bee is here with what you need to know so you sound educated when the chimp civil war comes up in daily conversation: Are wars between…...