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Analysts believe sleeping Trump farted in front of young girls

3+ mon, 6+ day ago  (252+ words) Armchair analysts have decided that Donald Trump fell asleep and farted in an Oval Office meeting. Can we confirm those reports? Sadly not; not until the deep state gives us access to their smell-o-vision technology, anyway. For now, people will…...