2+ hour, 42+ min ago   (192+ words) SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER " The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life and new civilizations hit an unexpected snag this week, as Starfleet's newest vessel was reportedly unable to reach warp speed because the…...

5+ hour, 36+ min ago   (203+ words) BRUSSELS " Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland from the U.S. "This is an emergency, and we need the aid of the United States as soon as…...

5+ hour, 37+ min ago   (222+ words) U.S. " Progressive researchers working with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU ) said they were only a mere 15-20 years away from finding out what a woman is. "We're very close," said Dr. Nina Rangleford, a medical doctor and biology expert. "We've studied…...

7+ hour, 6+ min ago   (186+ words) U.S. " In yet another potentially ominous sign that President Donald Trump was dead-set on the United States acquiring the territory for strategic and national security purposes, new U.S. Army recruitment ads offered prospective enlistees the opportunity to "Visit Lovely Greenland." Trump's rhetoric…...

8+ hour, 35+ min ago   (278+ words) U.S. " After watching the news of the Iranian government executing tens of thousands of protestors, political commentator Tucker Carlson expressed amazement at how clean and well-run the murders were. "It's actually impressive," Carlson said in a video posted to X. "You know,…...

1+ day, 35+ min ago   (235+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " In response to the new food pyramid released Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats have released an alternative food pentagram. Democrats Respond To RFK With New Food Pentagram WASHINGTON, D.C. " In response to the new food pyramid released Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats…...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago   (211+ words) TEHRAN " As Iranian protestors were shot dead in the streets, President Trump made good on his promise to come to their aid by having thousands of "Make Iran Great Again" hats airdropped all over the country. At approximately 5 a.m., a dozen…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago   (157+ words) NEW YORK, NY " According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testify on the Epstein case just as soon as he gets back from this really…...

1+ day, 5+ hour ago   (192+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls. "Boys have wee-wees and girls have…...

1+ day, 6+ hour ago   (120+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus. Onlookers cheered as Jackson emerged from the bus, after several minutes of trying to figure out how to…...