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Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
12+ hour, 23+ min ago (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....
Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
12+ hour, 33+ min ago (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....
Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts
12+ hour, 40+ min ago (25+ words) FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts....
Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
2+ week, 3+ day ago (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....
Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
2+ week, 3+ day ago (27+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft....
Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
2+ week, 4+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene
2+ week, 4+ day ago (26+ words) U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman....
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....
Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply
2+ week, 5+ day ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....