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Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth

12+ hour, 23+ min ago   (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....

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babylonbee.com > news > experts-believe-lindsay-clancy-case-may-set-feminist-movement-back-decades-but-there-may-be-some-negative-effects-as-well

Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well

12+ hour, 33+ min ago   (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....

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Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts

12+ hour, 40+ min ago   (25+ words) FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts....

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babylonbee.com > news > girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8

Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....

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Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (27+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft....

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-officially-classifies-liberal-women-as-terrorist-organization

Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....

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babylonbee.com > news > apocalypse-draws-near-as-last-remaining-universally-beloved-human-being-passes-away

Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

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babylonbee.com > news > wnba-forced-to-admit-kanter-is-a-woman-after-he-causes-big-dramatic-scene

WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (26+ words) U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman....

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babylonbee.com > news > bible-scholars-now-believe-david-yelled-kobe-while-hucking-stone-at-goliath

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....

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Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....