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9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...

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Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

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babylonbee.com > news > lindsay-clancy-honored-with-planned-parenthood-lifetime-achievement-award

Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (17+ words) PLYMOUTH, MA — Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award....

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babylonbee.com > news > 11-most-effective-punishments-for-parents-to-use-on-their-gen-alpha-kids

11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (41+ words) Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite a bit over these past few decades. The punishments of yesteryear simply don't work on kids today. But don't lose hope,…...

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babylonbee.com > news > after-observing-adam-for-two-minutes-god-decides-mans-going-to-need-a-helper

After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper

4+ week, 1+ day ago   (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....

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babylonbee.com > news > top-10-reasons-to-move-to-alabama

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama

3+ week, 2+ day ago   (20+ words) Nestled in the heart of the South, there's a reason America's 22nd state is called "Sweet Home Alabama."...

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babylonbee.com > news > women-finally-begin-supporting-stay-at-home-moms

Women Finally Begin Supporting Stay-At-Home Moms

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (20+ words) U.S. — In a beautiful moment for America, women have finally begun to come together to rally support for stay-at-home moms....

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babylonbee.com > news > experts-believe-lindsay-clancy-case-may-set-feminist-movement-back-decades-but-there-may-be-some-negative-effects-as-well

Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well

18+ hour, 42+ min ago   (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....

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babylonbee.com > news > man-wondering-what-the-prayers-of-a-not-so-righteous-man-availeth

Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth

18+ hour, 33+ min ago   (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....

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babylonbee.com > news > mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....

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