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Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts
18+ hour, 18+ min ago (25+ words) FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts....
Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
2+ week, 3+ day ago (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....
Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
2+ week, 4+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....
Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply
2+ week, 5+ day ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
2+ week, 5+ day ago (26+ words) LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers....
Congress Assures American People $40 Trillion Debt Can Be Fixed By Spending More Money
3+ week, 1+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the U.S. national debt officially surpassed $40 trillion this week, Congress was quick to assure Americans that the issue could be easily fixed by spending more money....
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Alabama
3+ week, 2+ day ago (20+ words) Nestled in the heart of the South, there's a reason America's 22nd state is called "Sweet Home Alabama."...
Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course
3+ week, 4+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....
‘C' From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck
4+ week, 1+ day ago (37+ words) NEW YORK, NY — A portion of downtown New York was closed on Friday after the "C" from the now famous "COEXIST" bumper sticker reportedly ran over the other letters with a U-Haul truck....
Candace: 'If You Don't Count The Video, DNA, Murder Weapon, Ballistics, Motive, Text Messages, And Multiple Confessions, There Is ZERO Evidence Against Tyler Robinson"
4+ week, 1+ day ago (45+ words) U.S. — Candace Owens completely dismantled the state's case against Tyler Robinson during a podcast episode on Monday, pointing out that if you don't count the video, DNA, murder weapon, ballistics, motive, text messages, and multiple confessions, then there is zero evidence…...