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babylonbee.com > news > girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8

Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....

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babylonbee.com > news > bugs-bunny-declares-for-wnba-draft

Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (27+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft....

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babylonbee.com > news > wnba-forced-to-admit-kanter-is-a-woman-after-he-causes-big-dramatic-scene

WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (26+ words) U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman....

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babylonbee.com > news > bible-scholars-now-believe-david-yelled-kobe-while-hucking-stone-at-goliath

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....

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babylonbee.com > news > women-finally-begin-supporting-stay-at-home-moms

Women Finally Begin Supporting Stay-At-Home Moms

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (20+ words) U.S. — In a beautiful moment for America, women have finally begun to come together to rally support for stay-at-home moms....

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-claims-strait-of-hormuz-for-us-unveils-floating-golf-course

Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....

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babylonbee.com > news > c-from-coexist-sticker-arrested-for-running-over-other-letters-with-a-truck

‘C' From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck

4+ week, 1+ day ago   (37+ words) NEW YORK, NY — A portion of downtown New York was closed on Friday after the "C" from the now famous "COEXIST" bumper sticker reportedly ran over the other letters with a U-Haul truck....