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Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts
1+ day, 22+ hour ago (25+ words) FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts....
Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
2+ week, 4+ day ago (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 6+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
2+ week, 6+ day ago (26+ words) LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers....
Women Finally Begin Supporting Stay-At-Home Moms
3+ week, 4+ day ago (20+ words) U.S. — In a beautiful moment for America, women have finally begun to come together to rally support for stay-at-home moms....
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
3+ week, 6+ day ago (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....