Please confirm you are human

This browser or connection looks automated. Press and continuously hold the control for 3 seconds to enable Google-hosted web results and, when separately allowed, AI-assisted answers.

A successful check enables 100 search requests. Interactive access does not authorize scraping, systematic collection, or reuse of search output.

Hold with a pointer, or hold Space or Enter.

News

The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8

Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (33+ words) U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8....

The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > trump-threatens-military-action-to-take-control-of-canadas-maple-syrup-supply

Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....

The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > trump-claims-strait-of-hormuz-for-us-unveils-floating-golf-course

Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....